WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Secretary of Defense declared Wednesday that the United States of America is now at DEFCON 1 for the very first time in history after Donald Trump was granted 280 characters to utilize on each of his tweets. The upgrade to Twitter’s text capacity was rolled out to most users Tuesday, with the DEFCON […]
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