WASHINGTON, D.C.—All 535 members of Congress announced Friday that they would resign from office, effective immediately, over a vast array of sexual improprieties yet to be named. “In light of allegations that may come out about each of us at some point in the future—allegations which we simultaneously deny and deeply, sincerely apologize for—we have […]
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