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Everyone In US Soaked With Sprinklers As Trump Pulls National Emergency Alarm

2/18/2019

February 18, 2019 at 10:52AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Americans received a rude surprise when the entire country was suddenly sprayed with water out of nowhere. It turns out that President Donald Trump had pulled the National Emergency Alarm, and one of the first procedures of a national emergency is to activate sprinklers placed throughout the continental U.S., since the assumption is, if it’s a national emergency, the whole country must be on fire or something.

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