SYDNEY, AU—A new Hillsong United album promises to ruin over 30 classic hymns, the popular Australian worship group announced Wednesday. The record, entitled Hymns of Victory, features a treasure trove of hymns reworked in the worst possible ways, a band spokesperson confirmed. “We’ve taken almost three dozen time-honored hymns and just absolutely mangled them,” the spokesperson said. […]
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