EUGENE, OR—Local extreme vegan Tarnnus Hemlock has taken his disdain for meat to new levels with his recent decision to undergo a complete meat-reduction surgery, having over 99% of his meat removed from his body. "I told them I wanted it all gone. No rib meat, no steaks, no hindquarters, no drumsticks. Meat is murder and I'm trying to live a life beyond all that," Hemlock told reporters.
via The Babylon Bee