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Extremist Pastor Attacks Cafe With Super Soaker Dozens Baptized

2/1/2019

February 01, 2019 at 10:38AM from The Babylon Bee
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ORANGE, CA—Patrons at Winthrop’s Cafe in Orange found themselves victims of a random attack on Tuesday that will change their lives forever. The cafe-goers were enjoying their soups and salads when 58-year-old senior pastor of Everlife Community Church, Marty Muggins barged onto the premises armed with a Super Soaker and opened fire on the crowded cafe.

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