MENLO PARK, CA—In a major update to Facebook’s news feed, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has confirmed that the social network will now require a ritual blood sacrifice before any followers will see anything posted by your business, church, or organization’s official page. Zuckerberg is currently accepting young bulls and goats as acceptable payment for unlocking the […]
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via The Babylon Bee