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MADISON, WI—Confirming an age-old rumor among churchgoers, world-class nutritionists at The University of Wisconsin-Madison’s Food Research Institute announced Thursday that any and all food consumed on church grounds or at a church function is exempt from counting toward one’s caloric intake for the day. “We’ve done numerous exhaustive studies on this and can now say […]
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via The Babylon Bee