SAN ANTONIO, TX—A no-good, filthy, freeloading bum confirmed in a Facebook comment section Friday that he only reads the headlines, revealing that he totally fails to support his favorite satire site by clicking on the articles, reading, and sharing them for the amusement of his friends and family. “I never read the actual stories, but […]
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via The Babylon Bee