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GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—At long last recognizing the song as "cruel and unusual punishment," a historic gathering of international leaders Monday called upon the world's nations to ban the playing of "The Christmas Shoes," a painfully bad and cheesy song inflicted upon populations around the world each year.
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