WORLD—In a fresh start for the year, the Almighty recently decided to cut all the negative, toxic people out of his life, several seraphim confirmed Wednesday, resulting in every single person on the planet perishing at once. As part of His resolution, the Lord decided to take action to separate Himself from all 7.5 billion […]
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via The Babylon Bee