HEAVEN—Moments after learning of the nation’s ongoing “Tide Pod Challenge,” a viral phenomenon in which people attempt to eat laundry detergent pods in order to get views on YouTube, the Lord of the Universe officially removed His blessing from America, sources report. Effective immediately, God will be removing all miraculous and providential intervention on behalf […]
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via The Babylon Bee