PORTLAND, OR—In a miraculous event unheard of since Joshua led the Israelites against the Amorite armies, the Lord intervened in time-space history Sunday morning to stop the rotation of the earth for an entire day, so that local worship leader Jayden “Van Halen” Utley could finish giving his lengthy introduction to a worship song. “Hey […]
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via The Babylon Bee