WORLD—Eminently authoritative sources confirmed Tuesday that the God of the universe has everything under control, “from the broad scope of human history all the way down to the minutest detail of your everyday life.” Amidst rumors that the world had spun out of control and was spiraling toward unknown horrors that threatened to end mankind’s […]
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