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HEAVEN—Citing a saturated market for Facebook likes and flattening demand for prayers that continues to soften, heaven issued its quarterly notice updating the exchange rate for likes to prayers Monday. “Each Facebook like is now equivalent to just 0.8 prayers,” a spokesperson for heaven’s central reserve said, further noting that the volatile market was recently flooded […]
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via The Babylon Bee