DERRY TOWNSHIP, PA—In a new attempt to court the Christian market, the Hershey Company unveiled Monday its brand-new “Hershey’s Sidehugs™️,” a Kiss™️-like chocolate that promises to be more pure and only slightly less fulfilling. “Almost as satisfying as the real thing, now with 100% more purity,” a Hershey’s representative said in a press conference. “We’ve […]
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