U.S.—A massive, angry-looking cloud shaped like Baptist preacher Charles Haddon Spurgeon suddenly appeared over the nation overnight, sources at the National Weather Service and citizens on the ground across America confirmed Friday. The large, menacing supercell seemed to feature Spurgeon’s face glaring menacingly in a look of disapproval, as thunder clapped from the heavens and […]
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