LA HABRA, CA—Local Christian garage band “Frail” is looking increasingly likely to be the next Creed, frightened sources reported Tuesday. In a threatening video on the band’s website, Frail members warned they would be reintroducing a Creed-like sound to the contemporary Christian music market when they get famous. The band’s 28 fans ominously confirmed that […]
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