DENVER, CO—Local man Brayden Allen, whose Twitter profile declares he is a “woke soul in a flock of sheeple,” sleeps until at least noon every day, multiple sources close to him reported Tuesday. According to Allen’s mother, the 28-year-old man arises around 12:30 p.m. daily, smokes a bowl of “dank kush,” eats several bowls of […]
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via The Babylon Bee