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Local Woman Lovingly Nags Unsaved Husband Into Kingdom

9/21/2018

September 21, 2018 at 11:45AM from The Babylon Bee
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NASHVILLE, TN—Heeding scriptural admonitions found somewhere in 1 Peter, local wife Vanessa Branden decided to adopt a more spiritual approach of continuously badgering her husband, Thomas, on previously tabled discussions related to God, the gospel, and going to yet another weekday Bible study group until he finally gave in and accepted Christ as Lord and Savior and entered the Kingdom of God as a born-again Christian.

"Alright! Enough! Get off my back! See? I prayed the prayer!" Thomas could be heard yelling after the Holy Spirit entered his heart. "NOW LAY OFF ME!"

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