KINGDOM OF GOD—Personal representatives of the Savior of the World reported Thursday He’ll no longer be standing at the door of men’s hearts and knocking, and instead will simply be using the new Amazon Key service to let Himself in at His leisure. Heavenly representatives stated that the new technological combination of an Amazon Cloud […]
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via The Babylon Bee