MIAMI, FL—According to sources close to the local man, 32-year-old Peter Neilsen finally came to accept Jesus Christ as his personal butler at a midweek church service. Neilsen wrestled for years with God’s call to salvation, and finally received the Lord of all creation as his personal servant Thursday, the sources confirmed. “I’ve fought it […]
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via The Babylon Bee