APACHE JUNCTION, AZ—Local man Peter Overton found himself facing a terrible fate Sunday morning, having become caught in a high-pressure altar call, along with hundreds of other churchgoers at Mesa Community Church. But Overton decided to take matters into his own hands. Though watchful ushers guarded each of the doors, ready to unleash looks of […]
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