FLORENCE, KY—Local church member Vernon Niles sits in the same seat, which he calls “his” seat, every single Lord’s Day—and according to him, the multitude of unchurched visitors who will show up to First Baptist Church for Easter service this Sunday will not change his routine one bit, as he has confirmed to reporters that he […]
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via The Babylon Bee