VANCOUVER, WA—According to sources close to local man Johnny Howes, the 28-year-old account manager is still getting all of his theological beliefs from inspirational Christian quotes spotted on Instagram and other social networks. The man scrolls through the popular image-sharing site and internalizes any easy-to-digest phrases and axioms overlaid on pictures of landscapes in between […]
. . . finish reading Man’s Entire Theology Derived From Inspirational Quotes On Instagram.
via The Babylon Bee