GRANITE HILLS, AZ—According to sources at Granite Hills Community Church, middle-aged man Rick “Zeppelin” Carville is clearly fulfilling his childhood dream of being in a rock band by playing electric guitar on the worship team each and every week. Carville’s guitar-playing stance and demeanor all lend credence to the theory that he desperately wanted to […]
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via The Babylon Bee