CALIFORNIA—A new initiative proposing that the state of California be separated into hundreds of tiny, bite-sized pieces and then fed to sharks in the Pacific Ocean has made it onto the November ballot. The radical proposal claims that the whole nation would benefit from California’s decentralization and subsequent consumption by hungry oceanic predators. “The state […]
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