CANTON, MA—Baskin-Robbins has famously advertised 31 different flavors of ice cream to choose from, but a new line of spin-off stores targeting the lucrative Calvinist market will offer patrons just one. “1 Flavor: the one you were predestined to eat from eternity past,” the chain’s tagline reads, an accurate description of the consumer experience. When […]
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via The Babylon Bee