U.S.—A prominent manufacturer of pews and chairs for Christian churches has announced a new series of electrified pews and seats designed to encourage the congregation to stand in unison at the appropriate time. No matter if congregants are being asked to stand for prayer, the reading of the word, a worship song, or a standing […]
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via The Babylon Bee