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New Narnia Spin-Off To Feature Aslan The Lion In Wacky Sports Comedies

10/17/2019

October 17, 2019 at 11:38AM from The Babylon Bee
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BURBANK, CA—Walt Disney Studios has announced that, after reacquiring the rights to The Chronicles of Narnia franchise, they'll kick things off with a new take on Aslan the Lion: a hilariously unlikely basketball superstar. "Our research shows that the Lion was a little overly serious in the other movies. We wanted to put a new spin on him, Give him a little more screen-pop," said Disney executive Martin Handler.

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