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U.S.—A new Noah’s Ark playset released by Answers in Genesis ministries features heathen action figures you can actually drown in any nearby body of water. The figures are equipped with moisture-detection technology and will begin screaming curses at God and flailing their arms about helplessly when your kids dunk them in the tub or pool. […]
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