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Opinion: When The Founders Wrote The First Amendment They Never Imagined It Would Apply To The 'Sonic The Hedgehog' Movie

5/1/2019

May 01, 2019 at 10:07AM from The Babylon Bee
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There is an encroaching plague on our country. All who have seen the trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie know it is coming. More so even than Jim Carrey hamming it up as Doctor Robotnik, we are assaulted with the sight of the CGI Sonic, a monstrosity stuck between the cartoonish Sonic from the games and a realistic depiction of a blue hedgehog. And the people cry out, “Can’t the government save us from this? Can’t they destroy this thing?”

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