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PORTLAND, OR—After finally exhausting his ideas for wacky stunts and relevant movie clips, cutting-edge TV show references, and hokey church skits, local Pastor Jim Auburn resigned himself to just preaching the “plain ol’ gospel” as revealed in Scripture this coming Sunday, sources close to the pastor confirmed. After preaching through every Marvel and Disney movie […]
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