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LEEBOLD, AL—The Southern Baptist Convention has revoked the preaching license of Pastor Bill Wendell after the shocking revelation that the preacher of 10 years failed to reference a single scene from Star Wars: The Last Jedi in his sermon Sunday. An SBC raiding party knocked down the doors of Wendell’s office and stripped him of […]
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via The Babylon Bee