WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new safety measure put in place by the Pentagon requires President Trump to identify a nation on a map before launching a nuclear attack on it, sources confirmed. Just after President Trump puts in any launch code, the program pulls up an unlabeled map of the world and requires the leader of the […]
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