Good day, citizens. Due to an increase in automobile accidents caused by drivers removing their hands from their vehicle’s steering wheel and saying, “Jesus, take the wheel,” we at the United States Department Of Transportation felt the need to issue this clarifying statement. Please do not attempt to literally give control of your vehicle’s steering wheel […]
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February 09, 2017 at 12:47PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2lt4JJz