CLEVELAND, OH—Prospective pastor Jim Bartonsen was immediately hired by Faithriver Church during the interview process Thursday, after the man demonstrated uncanny, supernaturally inspired skill at quoting the classic film Dumb and Dumber, sources on the pulpit search committee confirmed. Bartonson recited entire chunks of the film from memory, and reportedly “totally nailed” impressions of both […]
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via The Babylon Bee