WORLD—The major prophet Ezekiel has had better seasons, and was informed Tuesday that due to his persistent struggles thus far this year, he will be relocated to the minor league until further notice. “Zeke’s quirky visions and stark calls to repentance haven’t resonated with modern audiences, and we’re hoping a little stretch down in the minors will […]
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via The Babylon Bee