RICHMOND, VA—As Justin Trudeau found himself embroiled in a scandal over painting his face dark for ethnic costumes in the past, he began to despair. "How will I ever overcome this, eh?" he said, shaking his head. "I apologized, but we Canadians are always apologizing, so I'm not sure how to make anyone see that I really mean it this time."
"Eh, man, eh," he sighed. ("Eh" is a Canadian word that they say instead of "what" or "duh.")
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