WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in the White House, President Trump has been looking for a way to serve as president indefinitely since he first took office. He's tried everything: miracle pills he ordered off Infowars, constitutional loopholes, seeking out the Holy Grail. But nothing worked.
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