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HIDDEN GROVE, MS—Church leaders at Exclusive Grace Reformed Church confirmed Tuesday that they've designated special parking spots just for the elect, having converted the church's old "Visitor Parking" into the "more theologically correct" parking for those predestined unto eternal life.
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