NORTH POLE—After a transformative moment reading R.C. Sproul’s What Is Reformed Theology? for the first time earlier this week, legendary Christmas icon Santa Claus reportedly converted to a full-on, five-point Calvinist, and almost immediately moved every single person on the planet to the naughty list, sources confirmed Friday. “How can I put anyone on the […]
. . . finish reading Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List.
via The Babylon Bee