ARLINGTON, VA—Climate scientists at the Environmental Protection Agency announced Friday that the Earth appears have entered a cooling trend. The reason, they say, is the massive shadow cast by entertainer Bill Nye’s enormous ego. “We noticed the trend about three years ago, but it really accelerated over the past few months,” an EPA representative told reporters. […]
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