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TEXAS—Progressive rock star Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke lost his bid for Senate against incumbent Ted Cruz Tuesday— despite having deployed a war chest of $70 million toward his efforts—leaving liberals across Texas “literally shaking” so powerfully that it resulted in a magnitude 2.8 earthquake, seismologists confirmed.
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