Stopped Clock Named CNN's Most Accurate Reporter

March 27, 2019 at 09:34AM from The Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA—CNN has given a special award to the clock hanging in one of its studios, naming it the news station’s most accurate reporter. The clock, which has been stuck showing the time to be 1:11 for the past three years, was found to surpass every other CNN reporter in how often it got the news exactly right.

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