U.S.—In an effort to make sure the public is educated about the drastic effects the Word of God may have upon its readers, the FDA has announced that beginning next year, all new Bibles sold in America must be stamped with a warning from the Surgeon General which notifies them that “Bible Reading Can Cause […]
. . . finish reading Surgeon General’s Warning To Be Stamped On All Bibles Starting Next Year.
via The Babylon Bee