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U.S.—The nation's millennials (and many Gen Zers) thought they were finally satisfied, having consumed millions of dollars' worth of tide pods, and having snorted a "literal ton" of condoms. For a short while, they felt they were finally content in their need to seek wild thrills by performing potentially fatal activities.
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