SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Confirming he had never watched the terrifying depictions of corporate technology present in Terminator 2, Blade Runner, Minority Report, or any other classic science fiction film, local man Dick Philips voiced his full support for the new Amazon Key smart lock system Friday. “What could possibly go wrong, giving a massive corporation access […]
. . . finish reading ‘What Could Go Wrong With Amazon Key?’ Asks Man Who’s Never Watched Single Sci-Fi Film.
via The Babylon Bee