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NORFOLK, VA—After decades of playing the same worship songs over and over again, local worship leader Kyle “Kombucha” Nelson revealed Tuesday that his hand has been permanently stuck in a G-chord configuration. Nelson has reportedly consulted with dozens of medical experts, but none of them have been able to pry his hand from its current […]
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via The Babylon Bee