NEW YORK, NY—NYPD detectives are reportedly investigating an attack on a large band of youths who allegedly insulted pastor and author Timothy Keller, making a quip about his baldness before being mauled by two large bears. According to witnesses, as Keller was on his morning run through Central Park, a “very large” group of young […]
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via The Babylon Bee